Valentine's

Happy V-day & C.G.M. to all you annoying lovebirds out there haha ;)

Anyone knows anyone who's gonna throw Mandarin oranges into the lake? Is that still a thing? Is it supposed to be banana for guys? Is there like a gay code / version? Maybe throwing eggplants into the lake..... but the skin is so dark I would have to write my number using liquid paper hahaha :P

OK that was random.................... I'm not that despo, don't worry haha.. ha...... ha............

To all the single peeps out there, don't worry you're not alone.... To look on the bright side, to us, this day is just like any other day. It's just being surrounded by mushy shit and heart themed stuff all over the place as a constant reminder that we have no reason to do anything special today. Yeah, we will survive hahaha..

On another note, I've been noticing so many hot guys at the gym lately... muscle-y and young, drooling hot bods... some even behave and dress a little gay or have like an ear ring, which really messes up my gaydar, because they appear kind of gay, but then I remind myself of my history and lessons learned... If a guy looks too good to be true (one of us, a.k.a. gay), then he probably is (straight). True story.


Here's to yet another solo Valentine's,
XOXO
The sulking bitter gourd :P