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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

HK Sauna Review Part 4 - Action

This is the final chapter of my Hong Kong adventure! Apologies for the delay, I was away on a holiday hehe, which means after this I will embark on a new series of posts, some juicy bits to come :P

Right, so after Big Top, I spent the following day in Macau... there isn't much to see or do there, apart from casinos really... but I'm a fan of architecture so I had fun capturing shots of the various massively grand hotels/casinos throughout.. Oh and don't forget Portugese eggtarts! :)

The 4th day was going to be my last full day, so I spent it on the island side of Hong Kong. The once famous Central Escalator sauna near the mid level escalators was reported to be less than hot, so the other area to check out was Causeway Bay, home to several saunas. Forgot what made me chose Action. Probably had the best reviews at the time I researched last year.  

This is where it gets kind of fuzzy. I recorded a $50 HKD entrance fee. Don't really remember much on the layout. If not mistaken, this was the sauna that had a really DARK shower / bathing area, which to me is NOT cool. Dark areas are for fun and all, but you should be able to see when you wash yourself, and it's dangerous too as the floor is wet.

I remember the dark maze was quite big, maybe it was on a different floor altogether. Or not. Hahaha sorry I don't remember. There weren't too many guys, as I went in the early evening, but it was a Sunday though.

The most vivid memory is who I had action with LOL. It was not a local, but a Colombian tourist. I remembered when he said Colombian, I wasn't very sure where it was, apart from Shakira's song 'let my see you move your hips like you come from Colombia' haha so I figured it must be some exotic latin country? And at that time, I was very eager to do it with guys from all nationalities haha to fill up my list (actually I still am, if you are a hottie from another country, and interested please contact me haha)....

 So..... he wasn't exactly a fit guy (read: slightly overweight), but what captured my attention the most was his big fat cock. I'm sorry if that came out bluntly. Just too lazy to think of a fancier or posh way to say it. It was truly, big and fat. His cock I mean. And it was swinging around seeking for attention. That was what caught my attention. He wasn't getting interest from the locals, so I thought, heck why the hell not.... Not really sure if it's the biggest I've ever seen, I did witnessed some huge ones in Australian saunas.... But yeah it's definitely not Asian standards haha :P

I don't remember what went down, or how much cream there was in the end hahaha but I have a feeling I was probably too tired from the days of exploring, and judging from the size of his tool, I probably declined anal sex... So yeah, I know my limits too :P

Hong Kong is definitely one of the few countries where you're spoiled for choice when it comes to the gay scene... I would definitely go back for the yummy food, awesome harbour views, and sex. In that order.

XOXO
Hope you enjoyed reading this!
 

Saturday, October 18, 2014

HK Sauna Review Part 3 - Big Top

Ughh I can't get over how cheesy the name is, I almost feel embarrassed to say it hahaha, but it gave the best sauna experience when I was in Hong Kong.

As mentioned my hotel was situated in Mongkok. The gay scene is pretty scattered throughout Kowloon and the Island, but the highest concentration of saunas lie in none other than Mongkok. It wasn't a coincidence. I deliberately chose to stay in the area for convenient night romps :P

So.... I planned my itinerary so that I would visit Big Top on Friday, which is their busiest day, because it's Big Cock Night... basically guys with big cocks get in F.O.C., so it attracts... guys with big cocks (duh) and guys who enjoy sucking and riding on them hahaha. You may ask, what constitutes as big? Check out their website here. I just missed the mark, so I paid $138 HKD to get in.

Again, first impression was SMALL. But by that time I had already accepted that space was limited in Hong Kong. There was a mini "gym" right in the locker area, totally redundant I would say. Unfortunately I don't remember the layout and how everything was connected. I only remember spending most of my time in the dark maze haha, where all the action was happening. If not mistaken, the shower and steam room design was very similar to ABC. The place was also clean, and had all the necessary amenities.

Oh I remember there was supposed to be a free HIV screening, on alternate Fridays, I thought I had calculated the calendar correctly, but the door guy said that it happened last week LOL. Anyway I got tested recently and I'm glad I got the all clear.  

I spent the longest time at Big Top compared to the other saunas.. why? Same reason as here. Usually when there is a larger and hotter crowd, it is actually harder to get action... Maybe there is more competition, or guys get pickier when they have options, or just due to overcrowding leading to lack of private space. The key is to be patient, stay cool and continue to ooze sex appeal without appearing agitated, bored or desperate.

There were totally some muscled hotties to ogle at. I did my usual stint of casually posing and watching, and for a long time I didn't catch any fish. The guys that approached me weren't my type, and the guys that were just didn't come to me haha...

Thought I was going home empty handed, then this really muscular dude, probably in his late 30s or early 40s, grabbed me, and soon we were in a private room... I think he's the most muscular guy that I ever had sex with, I mean like body builder big. To be honest, it's not really my type. I like gym fit, toned guys but I'm actually scared of guys that are too muscular LOL, coz they look too aggressive and their sheer weight would probably crush me when we cuddle hahahaha.

And true enough, that dude was aggressive. He was like a drill sergeant and basically fucked me against my will. I mean it was consensual, but he was being the alpha male. I had no control or say. He made me lie on my back, hoisted my legs and just stuffed his dick in. I remember screaming really loud and begged that he slowed down LOL. I like anal but if the foreplay / entry is not done carefully, it sure HURTS like hell. The only thing I can say is, at least he used a condom. The pain turned into pleasure after a long while, and we finished like how it's supposed to.

That was one of the times I left a sauna feeling like my ass was destroyed and walking a little funny hahahaha.

XOXO
The Colombian is still to come ;)

Friday, October 10, 2014

HK Sauna Review.... Part 2 - ABC Sauna

This is incredibly overdue! To be honest, I thought everyone would have forgotten my promise to blog about my Hong Kong sauna experiences in Sept last year... I wasn't in the mood when I came back, because of the situation with Joe, then by the time I was finally over him I got lazy haha :P

Special shout out to Tucker K who reminded me I had unfinished business. As long as 1 person out there wants to read it, then I will write it ;)

The details are fuzzy, I'm looking over the itinerary and photos in my laptop, and also some notes I wrote in a tiny note book on budget and spending... I did not document most of the sauna stuff, so I will try my hardest to recall bits and pieces...

OK so the first day I arrived in Hong Kong, it was bloody hot and stuffy, I took a bus from the airport to Mongkok, then dragged my luggage a few streets away to the hotel. There were lots of stairs and I remember sweating a lot haha... After checking in, I went to Victoria Peak, did the whole tram ride and stuff, it was so cooling up there! The views of the harbour from atop as night falls was just spectacular.. For those of you familiar with HK geography, I then walked from the tram station all the way to the Central harbour (Island side), took the Star ferry across to Tsim Sha Tsui (mainland Kowloon side), explored around and took in the views of the skyscrapers on the Island side of the harbour.

Took this shot just before it got too dark @ Victoria Peak
View of Island side of harbour
The paragraph before was to emphasize that I was already sweaty, tired and slightly dehydrated... It was probably 8-9pm, I somehow thought it was a good idea to check in at a sauna haha... Oh before that, should mention that prior to the trip I did a lot of research on the gay scene, because options are aplenty, so if you're going you should refer to Travel Gay Asia, as well as an excellent blog called Fuel Injected Male that has the most comprehensive writing on HK saunas. Fuelmix will tell you how to get there, sauna etiquette and types of crowd at each venue. Definitely worth a read.

If you read my Part 1 last year, I mentioned picking Big Top (the name is so damn cheesy) as the top of my list, not sure if it's still as hot now. The other premier sauna with the best looking guys was called Hutong, but if you read on Utopia and Fuel Injected Male, you'll know the place is notorious for having a door policy and rejecting clients if they are not deemed hot enough (read: muscular & handsome) by the staff. It really depends on luck, some guys claim they can get in on one day, then rejected on another. With protecting my ego in mind, I decided to give Hutong a miss, because it would be a waste of time to go there only to have to make a detour to somewhere else. Deep down I still feel like I should have tried it, just to know if I was "hot" enough by their standards hahaha..

So on Day 1, I ended up going to ABC Sauna (again the name is like so lame...) simply because it's the only 1 at Tsim Sha Tsui. ABC is run by a group that also owns 3 other saunas in HK, ie Gateway, Action (more on this place later) and Alexander. Apparently its common for saunas to be run by the same management. 

Was really nervous upon finding the place. HK saunas are nestled in tall commercial buildings, you have to ring the bell, get pass the main entrance into the building, take the lift to the right floor then find the actual entrance. My notes said I paid $50HKD to get  in.  

OK I remember it was cooling (was still sweaty), first impression: the place was SMALL!! Everything packed in 1 tiny floor. Stripped naked, clothes into locker, wrapped on towel, explored around. Same routine as here. All saunas in HK are properly equipped, I remember there was like free drinks & snacks, water dispenser, computer stations.. At ABC, there was a nice open shower area but it was very dark LOL, right next to it was the steam room... Adjacent to it was a mini maze, connecting to a tiny video (porn) room that has only 1 couch, and a few private rooms.

There weren't many guys as it was a weekday (Thurs)... probably less than 15 at any one time.. I didn't see anyone that interested me so I just relaxed after a whole afternoon of walking..  What happened next was kind of funny, maybe I was tired / can't think properly LOL... 2 different guys approached me, one was local, about my age; the other was an European tourist (Spanish if I remember correctly), tall, well built, hairy, in his 30s probably... erm, both guys weren't very hot or my type but I didn't want to leave empty handed LOL.... Thing is, both approached me at the same time, it was like tug of war, I was giving confusing mixed signals to both of them, I couldn't decide, so I just grabbed each guy with one hand and pulled them into a private room... I remember both of them were looking at each other rather confused hahahaha.... I just smiled and wasn't sure what was about to happen...

Oh yeah, this means that in my previous post (20 facts), I was wrong about having only 1 threesome experience!! This happened after my first experiment a couple of years ago... OK, I remember both wanted to Top me, the local guy was vers, but because I was too tired to squat over a cock, I basically instructed the Spanish guy to top the local guy haha!! It was funny because both wanted to fuck me, but I was declining and being all pushy... credit to the local guy for willing to take this one  hahahaha... So I played the role of porn director / assisting officer, I got fingered and the 3 of us sucked and groped around... I forgot who I cummed on (probably poor local guy), but Spanish guy definitely came on local guy's abdomen, I remember because his cum was like super watery, it wasn't even creamy white or thick, I actually thought he was peeing because it came out like a stream haha!! 

The 3 of us proceeded to shower, ohhh I remember Spanish guy left us quickly and caught up with his friends that were also there. I was chatting with local guy as we cleaned up, asked about HK gay culture, etc... We even left the sauna together, and he escorted me to the nearby MTR train station... Yeah, so that was a nice way to close out Day 1 of my HK adventure! ;)

More to come,
XOXO

Thursday, October 2, 2014

20 "gaylasexshipz" facts

I'm sporting, and a bitch, so here to take on Tuls' public tag... Besides, this should be a cake-walk considering the nasty stuff I've been doing... So here are 20 'gaylasexshipz' facts you may or may not already know about me:

1. Purest of bottoms. Never fucked anyone in my life. Not sure I want to.

2. No real ex-es. Never been in a proper relationship. I'm either too picky or fear of commitment

3. Lost my virginity at 20 in a public toilet to a guy I met online (those days, dating sites were everything). Just oral, I blogged about it (first few posts). Wish I could say it was special or lovely, but it was down right nasty, and in retrospect I felt like a young noob getting molested by a pervert

4. My first anal experience..... was to a stranger at then popular sauna Studio 89. Best part is, I don't even remember how he looks like or his name.... I only remembered he came inside me very quickly (into a condom). It barely hurt because his dick was small and it was over before I knew it LOL

5. After my first sexual encounter (no. 3), it was like a sexual awakening... I instantly WANTED more and more and more....

6. I first discovered there was such a thing called 'gay saunas' through Pluboy, who blogged about Studio 89 when it opened (I was innocent bambi back then). My gay lifestyle would change forever!!

7. You may think saunas are sick, but the truth is these places are usually nicely designed and decorated. Yes it's about the sex, but I also find comfort in knowing that, when I go there, I can be myself and I'm surrounded by like-minded (not to mention, hot) people, coz we all know how lonely it can feel when you're gay and just coming to terms with yourself

8. I always take long showers (good scrubbing) after sex, possibly due to the guilt and partially feeling disgusted with myself, and also fear of picking up some disease

9. I joined the gym on my 21st birthday because I wanted to bulk up a little, and I actually NEVER had sex with anyone in gyms before (no opportunity), but I have seen encounters before in CF

10. I sometimes jerk off in gym showers / public toilets and deliberately wanting to leave some evidence behind.... But right after I cum, I always feel this guilt, and I end up washing it away LOL

11. I don't like bringing guys home for sex (even when no one is around). It only happened 1 time, when a guy living nearby came over.... I gave him a bj in the living room, he came all over the couch. Thank goodness it was leather (easy to clean LOL). I would never have a casual hookup in my bedroom. It's too sacred.

12. Saunas are my preferred spot for hookups, otherwise it's public places.... I don't like going to a stranger's home, because I have this fear that I would get abducted, tortured, raped then killed hahaha

13. Always wanted to have hookups with someone in HOTELS, don't know why I just find it sexy... A couple of opportunities have come (most of them were groupies), but I always missed out because of timing... 

14. Only been in 1 threesome ever, and it was really awkward.. because there was only 1 top, I knew both of them, but the dynamic wasn't right.... I think no one ended up cumming.... So pick your partners carefully boys!

15. Best sex I ever had, was this half Thai guy who is from here (Chen Xing also knows him haha)... Not only does he have a nice long & thick dick, he has the best technique (almost zero pain). Pure pleasure. I hooked up with him a few times. It stopped because I later found out he had a bf and I didn't wanted to be a relationship wrecker. I sometimes still think about contacting him.

16. The closest I have been to a relationship was with a guy called Joe (not the famous Joe from gym). This Joe and I had something like puppy love, we would have nice long chats and MSN video calls haha... It didn't work out because he was from a religious family and he said he was going to marry a woman eventually.... Also, the sex didn't work out, because he has the fattest cock I've even seen... My butt hole just won't accommodate it.. It's not even rod shaped, more like potato...

17. Turn ons: Moderate body hair, typical cock that is rod-like and forward facing (not curvey or pointing upwards or downwards), I like them hard and long, hairy legs, big biceps, rubbing the balls (my sensitive spot LOL), guys that cum big loads, getting rimmed (not all Tops are into it though)

18. Fetishes: Tight underwear, neon or bright coloured underwear/swimwear, smelling guys' underwear after they have been worn all day, doing it in public places

19. Had sex with men from all sorts of nationalities / races and eager to add more haha... The most exotic or interesting ones were Japanese (at local sauna), Australian (my first Caucasian through Jack'd when I was in Brisbane), and Colombian (this guy I met at a sauna in Hong Kong).

20. Never ever had bareback sex, and I thank all the more senior / experienced people before me that went out of their way to educate the newer generation on the importance of safe sex. Please never ever put yourself in the position of having unprotected sex. Always use a CONDOM.

Hope you enjoyed my 20.
XOXO