I Know Where He Lives

Wow, ok in a cruel twist of fate, I magically stumbled upon Joe's castle. You remember "Joe" right?

*In sarcastic manner (just in case you can't pick up tone from reading alone)*
Ohhh you know, it's just the hot piece of real estate from gym that I wasted an entire year fawning over like an overly emotional 15 year old girl, resulting in some of the shittiest & lowest moments of my life, and losing most of my readers in the process. Right?!?! No biggie..... *end of sarcastic tone*

Hahaha ok so maybe it isn't cruel, and there really isn't any kind of twist. I was just trying to sound dramatic. The truth is, I didn't really feel anything, because I don't feel for him anymore. Amazing how much difference a year makes right? And I promise, I wasn't stalking him at all. Totally unintentional and unexpected.

Was on my way home at night from gym, taking the usual road that I've been using for years, and there he was, like a little lamb grazing grass on the sidewalk, sitting pretty as though waiting for a famished wolf (or to my delight, A PACK of wolves) to come shred that poor little thing into chunks of bloody pieces. No farmer or sheep dog could have saved him.     

OK wow, where did that come from? So sorry........ I'm typing what comes to mind without much of a filter, so pardon my sadistic thoughts..... hahaha I promise they only occur in my imagination :P

Anyway, I was just surprised that his home was right smack on a road that I would pass by almost on a daily basis. It was like he was living under my nose and I didn't see it. Thank goodness I didn't discover this during THAT period, otherwise I probably would have drove past his house an unnecessary amount of times, and camped out on his driveway eating takeout and watching his every move. But those days are behind me.

So maybe this is God's way of helping me confirm that I have moved on................... Nahhh, God doesn't have time to give a fuck on my bullshit hahahaha XD


Here's to moving on and up in style ;)
XOXO

Life as a Sim

OK how many of you are excited about Sims 4 coming in September?

I know the Sims is not some hardcore or fuckingly brilliant game that requires great strategy / intelligence / teamwork, but there's just so much joy in living a virtual life haha, and acting out all your fantasies that you can't exactly do in real life, eg. get pregnant with your best friend's baby and then go marry someone else, live a career as a criminal, break up someone's marriage by sleeping with the husband just for the fun of it, make anyone fall in love with you just by talking to them repeatedly, marry a rich old husband just so you can inherit his wealth and well furnished home, etc.

Basically it's life and the universe at your finger tips, so many possibilities and endings, but ultimately in your control. Maybe I enjoy it so much because I have OCD.

But one thing I realized is I always tend to start off as a female character. No, it's not because I secretly want to be a woman (having a dick is great!), but to be honest a female Sim has so much more fun (picking out hot potential Sims for a husband), and ultimately they get a happy ending, eg. they can get pregnant, have super cute babies and basically a Sim to carry on her legacy and family name. But if you play as a gay male Sim, sure I mean you still get to pick a hot athletic husband, get married and move in together, but after that you just can't help but feel a sense of emptiness. I know this might sound wrong, but there isn't much going on for 2 guys after all the courtship and marriage. Life begins to get boring. Sure, you can adopt kids, but they wouldn't look like you or quite be the same. Then I start to feel bad for them, the gay Sim couple I mean.

OK I know it's warped.... but isn't this like a preview of real life? Makes you realize what a lonely path it is for people like us....................

Anyway, here's an awesome preview of Sims 4 haha:
 
XOXO

Naughty Stuff in the Car

OK I'm not sure how many of you have tried this, but the experience was exhilarating!

Was on my way home after lunch, suddenly it started to pour heavily... So even though I was approaching home, I knew I couldn't get off the car without getting drenched, so a sudden dirty thought came over me and I decided to make a detour.

I was looking for a spot to park, and ended up at a relatively quiet commercial area which comprised mostly of offices that were closed on Sunday. I parked at the last spot of a row of cars, switched off the wipers and lights to avoid drawing attention... Then I reclined my seat all the way down and towards the back. I was able to lay so low, people wouldn't know I was in the car haha..

You know where this is going right?

And then I pulled up my shirt, unzipped my pants and started working LOL. The whole experience of doing it in "public" and the risk of getting caught made it that much more fun. Or maybe I was just super horny. It didn't take more than 2 minutes I think hahahaha. And a tip if you're gonna do this: Have lots of tissue on stand by because you don't wanna mess up the car haha.

I was lucky not a single person walked by, probably because it was raining so heavily. But imagine if the driver in the next car suddenly appeared, I would have been completely exposed and helpless. So like I said, pick a quiet / deserted spot. The rain helps.

Couldn't help but notice the distinct smell in the car afterwards. I actually had to open the window a little to air it out LOL.

I think this is the first time I have ever done it in public, excluding public toilets / gym shower of course. It's not just me right? I think every guy would have attempted to, or at least thought about doing it in the car right haha :P

XOXO
Nasty J-boy