I Know Where He Lives

Wow, ok in a cruel twist of fate, I magically stumbled upon Joe's castle. You remember "Joe" right?

*In sarcastic manner (just in case you can't pick up tone from reading alone)*
Ohhh you know, it's just the hot piece of real estate from gym that I wasted an entire year fawning over like an overly emotional 15 year old girl, resulting in some of the shittiest & lowest moments of my life, and losing most of my readers in the process. Right?!?! No biggie..... *end of sarcastic tone*

Hahaha ok so maybe it isn't cruel, and there really isn't any kind of twist. I was just trying to sound dramatic. The truth is, I didn't really feel anything, because I don't feel for him anymore. Amazing how much difference a year makes right? And I promise, I wasn't stalking him at all. Totally unintentional and unexpected.

Was on my way home at night from gym, taking the usual road that I've been using for years, and there he was, like a little lamb grazing grass on the sidewalk, sitting pretty as though waiting for a famished wolf (or to my delight, A PACK of wolves) to come shred that poor little thing into chunks of bloody pieces. No farmer or sheep dog could have saved him.     

OK wow, where did that come from? So sorry........ I'm typing what comes to mind without much of a filter, so pardon my sadistic thoughts..... hahaha I promise they only occur in my imagination :P

Anyway, I was just surprised that his home was right smack on a road that I would pass by almost on a daily basis. It was like he was living under my nose and I didn't see it. Thank goodness I didn't discover this during THAT period, otherwise I probably would have drove past his house an unnecessary amount of times, and camped out on his driveway eating takeout and watching his every move. But those days are behind me.

So maybe this is God's way of helping me confirm that I have moved on................... Nahhh, God doesn't have time to give a fuck on my bullshit hahahaha XD


Here's to moving on and up in style ;)
XOXO