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Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Licker

Recently I had a really interesting encounter...

I know different guys like to do different things, and certain things which may turn one guy on might not be so appealing to another. I get it. We are all different.
But some things are so twisted, it makes me wonder where it comes from or how it developed...

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the use of tongue when engaging in you-know-what right.. For kissing, blowing. But other than that...

OK first thing.. I may have mentioned this before, but what is it with guys and this NIPPLE obsession?? Almost all guys I've been with want their nipples to be sucked or even bitten and pulled. Isn't it a bit aggressive to chew on someone's nipple? I don't want to bite off any part of your tit for heaven's sake. I don't understand why this is such a turn on.

The nipple thing is not that bad, since I'm starting to accept it as so many people are into it. 

But some other things are so unhygienic it's kind of gross. For example, my recent experience of being licked all over, yes... ANY part that you can think of.

ARMPITS - Imagine a guy who doesn't shave his underarms and has been sweating the whole day... then the other guy goes on and lick his armpit repeatedly, moistening the hair.

EARS - The tongue fucks the ear hole. The only way to describe it is that it feels like an anteater sticking its long tongue down an ant hive and slurping away. And because it's the ear, you can HEAR the slurping just as much as you can FEEL it.

ASS - OK I get why some tops do rimming, it's sort of like the thing to do to loosen things down there right (I think). I must say I would never want to lick anyone's ass hole because of hygiene issues, but to be rimmed it actually feels quite good. LOL.

And the WORST thing is, when the guy is done licking you at all those places, he comes back up to kiss you smack on the lips (with tongue). And it's rude to not kiss back, but the thought of it makes me uncomfortable.

So what is your take on licking? :P

I apologize if the descriptions are too graphic or literal. 

8 comments:

  1. ANything tastes great during the event itself :) After that, I guess you can always brush your teeth thoroughly!

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  2. That's sex I would say. And licking is something which I have yet to master.

    Hehe...

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  3. therefore, there is a rule.
    clean yourself before sex.

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  4. I feel the same too abt rimming lol

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  5. @savante: I guess that's true haha. Sometimes I use mouth rinse a couple of times after, lol.

    @CX: Me too!! I think I leave too much saliva hahahaha.. need to control those salivary glands or else things just get too wet :P (hope that wasn't TMI haha)

    @Brainy Smurf: Ahh good one. I usually do so. But sometimes you don't plan sex so don't always have the opportunity to clean yourself :P

    @Vincent: Hahahaha high 5!! ;)

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  6. I like nipples too... LOL... I think caressing the ears are quite fun. Licking the side of the ear gives a tingling sensation. NOT THE HOLE of the ear. That's gross. As for rimming, Ewww...

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  7. I like to pin my BF down and put my tongue in his ear because it's very sensitive for him. And to me, the nipple is an erogenous zone. Gets me going every time!

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  8. @Bravebear & William: hmmm turns out the ear is a more popular thing than I thought haha :P

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