Dildo

Haha the title says it all.

In an attempt to NOT go out slutting around and have random birds creep up my dark nest, I bought myself a dildo.

Went to the adult shop, took some guts to walk in under broad daylight. I was relieved that the sales person was a young and hot guy, but he spoke in broken English, and probably straight anyway, hence I wasn't that turned on LOL.

I was the only customer there, I looked around and didn't see dildos, so I just asked him 'Do you have dildos?' hahaha he must have knew instantly that I was gay, but he wasn't shy or awkward at all. His laid back and non-judgmental attitude made me relax instantly. He just took out a clear folder with catalogue in it and showed me the models. Basically there were only 2 choices: one was Japanese, the other American. He recommended that I get the Japanese one because he said (and I quote) 'It's more suitable for Asian size' hahahaha, he joked around a bit. I requested to see it and he showed me (the dildo, not his own dick).

Boy was it a beauty (again, the dildo). Made from silicone and dyed into a transparent pink, it was very realistic looking with the head perfectly shape and veins all over. I thought it was huge, thick and almost 7 inches long (including the base). He was joking that this is considered small already, and went on to show me the American one which was just ridiculously and unrealistically LARGE. Obviously I didn't want to bust my asshole so I chose the Jap one. And gosh it was not cheap. RM299. But the way I see it, if it can keep me entertained and away from casual sex which has a risk of disease, then in the long run it's a good investment. A dildo, if cared for properly can last up to several years (I think).

So, obviously I have already gave my purchase a test run. And let's just say, it's way better than any home object (glue stick, cucumber). The shape and thickness really resembles an actual dick, and the silicone is soft and flexible but still hard, which makes it easy to use. For hygiene reasons I put a condom on it and used lots of lube. Long story short, I reached climax without even touching my rod. Yes, it was that good, it really feels like actual anal sex, but of course minus the passion and warmth of the guy and his weight leaning against you. And after withdrawing the dildo, you get that after sex soreness and loose feeling which lasts for a while :P

So yeah, you don't need a random guy when you have a dildo!! But that doesn't mean I'm not looking for relationships, am still on the hunt for qualified candidates ;)

XOXO