Super Embarrassing!!!

Hey bitches bloggers, Britney J-boy is back!
Exactly 1 month since my last update :)

I wonder if anyone misses my updates.. coz u know Tulsy is on his European holiday and I actually miss not having his regular updates to read haha.

Anyway something seriously embarrassing happened just now at the gym!!!! Had to share it with you guys lol.

Hahahahaha I wanted to go for Combat as usual. Reached the gym, put my stuff, headed to the studio. I noticed it wasn't the usual instructor on stage, so I looked at the time table and notice board which was pasted right next to the glass door of the studio.

Normally the door is kept open until the class starts, so with my eyes still on the notices on the left I kept walking... and suddenly there was a loud 'BANG!'. Hahahaha yup you guessed it, I walked straight into the glass door, and because I was holding my water bottle in front of me, so the sound was super loud when the bottle hit the glass........ everyone inside the studio turned to look at me, everyone outside at the lounge was looking at me. I was so embarrassed the only thing I could do was smile and laugh like an idiot. I remember Danny blogged about something similar some time ago.. now I know how it feels! :P

Another reason why I may have been distracted was coz the replacement instructor was fucking hot!!! OMG he totally fits Tuls' Young&Cute criteria, plus he had a yummy fit body. Boyish good looks made him look like the youngest instructor I have ever had a class with, possibly my age.

I had the luxury of standing right in front of the stage and every now and then he would look at me *melts*. He had such a cute personality, he was all fired up and tried to get the crowd to interact and make more noise, but the members from my club is normally not very responsive.. everyone diam-diam only so he was so kesian hahaha.. was like talking to himself, I just smiled at him like crazy when he looked at me.Wasn't sure if he was plu, but then later in the locker room, I managed to see him changing after his shower... and the multi coloured, skin tight underwear he was wearing totally gave me the answer. Gahhhh but he is so hot I bet he's attached already and wayyyyy out of my league.

And he said his name was Jacky and normally teaches at the Sunway Pyramid branch. Anyone of you know him?? I would love to stalk his facebook lol.

It's little things like this that make me smile... I mean the embarrassing crash, not the hot instructor. OK maybe thinking about him makes me smile too :P

It's official. I'm back.
XOXO

Taking A Break

Decided to take a short break from blogging, but may still be around to leave comments on your blogs every now and then :)

Just need to take some time off... exam soon and some other stuff haha.

I will be back.
Promise :)

Cold Shoulder

Firstly...
Happy Mother's Day to all mothers!!
Somehow when I say the word 'mother' it just comes off wrong hahaha!

Something I felt like sharing. Recently I was given the cold shoulder out of the blue by someone, I don't really know why...

There's this guy I'm really starting to like. It's not Mike, or bachelor 1, but another guy I started chatting with some time ago. And speaking of Mike, for some reason we haven't talked in a long while... neither of us really showed the initiative to chat... so over time I guess the silent gap just got larger, and it would be awkward to start texting now.

Anyway... back to this guy. Let's call him Adrian. A bit of description for you..
Similar age, similar height and weight. as me, very cute face, he belongs to the handsome-cute category. He sent me a pic of him in a suit... so bergaya!! *heart melts*

He first sent me a message on Jack'd. I replied, we progressed to Whatsapp but never really chatted frequently because either of us was always busy at a certain time.

So.... then I think it was last weekend, we started hitting it off, talked a whole lot. We exchanged Facebook. Chat chat chat, then a few days after that I got the vibe that he wasn't keen on chatting anymore. I asked if he was free to chat one night, and he just said 'Meeting right now'. And that was at 11.33pm. He always has "meetings", sometimes I wonder if it's just an excuse to avoid me.

Oh well....

This is why I updated my J-boy facebook status the other day:
Why is it that the guys I don't like keep texting and trying, but the guys I like don't text back? 

Haha it's alright.
I admit I've given the same treatment to other guys as well. I guess you can't force compatibility and chemistry. And there's that saying 'Tepuk sebelah tangan tidak akan berbunyi' or something like that.... so the search goes on ;)

P.S. I realized fluent English has become such an important criteria for me. The moment a guy starts replying in clearly broken-English or directly translated Chinese style English I just get so turned off. Let me give you some examples:
1. But is look cool, mind to intro
2. Thx you oh, where r u stay 
3. Oo.. great to heard. how do u spend ur saturday?

OK I know I'm a bitch :P

Random Fun

Haha for the first time when I say 'random fun' I don't actually mean casual sex.

Has everyone here tried Google Translate?
http://translate.google.com/

Did you know that there is a Listen function? All you have to do is press the speaker icon at the bottom right corner of the text box, and the voice depends on what language you choose at the 'From:' list.

I tried something random... copy this text below into the translator:

pulu pulu puluu ulu ulu pulu pulu puluu ulu ulu pulu pulu puluu ulu ulu pulu pulu puluu ulu ulu pulu pulu puluu ulu ulu pulu pulu puluu ulu ulu 

Then press Listen and LOL! It's lame I know...
Try it in different languages. My favourites are Korean, Italian, Hindi, and Thai. Greek is the funniest! Like someone shot her with a stun gun hahahaha :P

Try making your own musical composition haha and share with me :)

Bumped Into Him

Now here's something I didn't see coming!

Decided to go for Body Combat today after skipping it for weeks. Do you guys remember the gym hottie I met in Combat class last November? I went bananas over him and eventually we became friends (and still are) on Facebook and I found out he had a girlfriend so that was it.

Read all about November 2011 here. Starts from the 17th and ends at 29th.

We are on good terms because I didn't do anything stupid like confessing my feelings, so he probably thinks I'm straight but the thing is I haven't seen him since early January. I actually thought he quit his membership and went somewhere else. I admit I go to the gym less frequently lately because of assignments, but never had I ran into him till today :)

He was late for Combat. When I saw him walking in I was so surprised, in a pleasant way! Honestly I haven't made any other friends at the gym because I don't bother to socialize. We didn't speak coz class already commenced... didn't speak during breaks either because he was far from where I stood, but we definitely saw each other. 

After class, he walked out quickly and headed to the weights while I went to the locker room for a break. I thought that was it. I then went to use the strength machines (I actually don't know what they are called LOL). Just when I was starting, I heard someone call my name. I think I mentioned before that we both have the EXACT Chinese name, so it's impossible to forget hahaha. There he was standing right next to me with such a big smile on his face!  And he even grabbed my arm as I was lifting up the machine bars.

I was instantly reminded of why I was attracted to him. Charming good looks, beaming fair skin, soooooo cute when he smiles, and he was wearing a muscle-T so those biceps were in full view!
He was ridiculously friendly to me. And the way he looked in my eyes when he was talking... it's just bloody electrifying. His eyes never once looked away, in fact I was the one that felt a bit awkward and looked away every now and then because I couldn't bear that he was looking straight into my eyes LOL. Made me blush like crazy.

Seriously tell me why are the straight guys so damn charming??? I'm sure he's straight but the way he was chatting me up in the gym is such a gay thing!!! OMG!! If someone were to walk past and saw us giggling and the way we were looking at each other, they would definitely think COUPLE.

No straight guy has ever flirt talk with me like that before. Heck, even gay guys don't do that to me unless they want to fuck.

This guy is just so hard to read. Probably just a straight guy that's warm and friendly. I wonder if he'll still be like that if he knew I was gay?

You know you're gay when...

I did an interesting experiment yesterday.

Went to the local DVD store that I usually get movies from and I know there is a small Adult section that is located behind a sliding door. Never had the guts to go in, because it feels so public and I think it's embarrassing to have other people around you when you're browsing porn.... but yesterday I was the only customer, and there was only 1 male staff who looked Thai, so I thought he wouldn't judge... I mustered up the courage and walked in.

So there was only straight porn. But since I was in, I thought I might as well buy something. It was difficult picking just by looking at the covers, and it was all breasts and pussy... so I guess I just picked the most attractive ones LOL. It was 3 discs for RM40. As I was browsing, I could hear several customers coming into the store. A lady and 2 kids... it was so embarrassing I didn't dare to come out until they left LOL.  

Each disc is like a series and there are around 4 to 5 scenes, featuring different girls and guys.

It was definitely interesting to watch. Honestly, this is only my 3rd time watching straight porn, and I never paid much attention to the female anatomy before. So last night was like doing research LOL. Rather than feeling aroused, it was more like an educational video hahaha... I wasn't even hard except for a couple of scenes and that was only because the guy in it was hot!!

There were so many different things I learned...

1. The vagina looks much easier to penetrate than the anus. 

2. In straight porn, the guys don't use condoms.

3. Even girls get fucked in the ass in straight porn.

4. The guys could last quite long even with all the blowing and crazy pounding of pussy and ass.

5. Straight porn seems to always end with the guy coming on the girl's face. And the girl swallows.

6. I think straight guys enjoy watching girls getting 'abused'. There was a lot of aggression like slapping of the mouth and butt, squeezing of the breasts, hard pounding even when the girl is clearly in pain.

7. Girls let out this high pitch moan and scream that is quite different from the moaning you hear in gay porn. It kind of put me off.

8. It is anatomically possible for a girl to be fucked in her vagina and ass at the same time by 2 different guys of course, as I saw in a threesome.

9. The vagina can be easily penetrated even in the doggy style.

10. In straight porn, during groupies the guys don't ever show interest or touch each other, they are only interested in the girls. They obviously don't mind sharing though, taking turns to penetrate without condom! Not very safe actually.   

11. Some girls have really big tits. I'm not talking about the breast size, but literally that dark nipple circle. Some are so huge and it's not really proportionate to the breast size. LOL just my observation.

So many different positions, locations, sizes, threesomes, even a lesbian scene.
And I wasn't even able to bring myself to climax.

Conclusion: I'm definitely gay.
Will stick to gay porn haha ;)

Recap on Movie Date

As promised I will talk about my movie date last week with bachelor no. 2.

Let's call him...... Mike from now on.

I'm not sure if it's considered a date, because it was our first meet and there was nothing romantic or sexually suggestive throughout the whole thing. But to me, it qualifies as one because we met on a dating app, and I think 2 guys wouldn't just have dinner and catch a movie together right if there was no interest?

Anyway, I had a good time. I was nervous before, but once we sat down and ordered our food the conversation went comfortably. Mike had a developing sore throat so the poor guy had to stick with porridge haha. I was really impressed with his maturity and command in the English language. Guys who speak broken English are a super turn off. This guy was so amazing he said some words which even I did not know the meaning to, so I felt slightly inadequate haha! :P

Mike's maturity is obvious. I'm about to graduate so he gave me some advice on job application and the way he talked about work and hobbies, you can tell this guy has his feet firmly on the ground and knows what he's saying. Thank goodness he didn't come across as old. Despite the mature thinking, he had a decent sense of humour and we had some laughs hahaha. I just hope I didn't come across as too green to him.

Physically he looked like his profile pic, so no surprises. Quite good looking, slightly cute look therefore he looked like my age even though he's 10 years my senior. The only issue I had was that he was shorter than me by maybe a couple of cm. I didn't think height was going to be an issue, but standing next to him I didn't get that sense of..... security. In my mind I would date a tall guy, and definitely buffer than me.

Mike is a gentleman. He insisted on paying for dinner, and also paid for the movie tickets because there was this buy 1 free 1 promo for his credit card. I offered to pay for dinner, but he refused haha, so I said I would 'belanja makan' when I get my first pay. But to be honest, it felt awesome to have someone treat me to dinner and movie.
 
The movie was Cabin in the Woods. The most unpredictable storyline of ALL TIME. Seriously it's so outrageous that it's ridiculous. But we enjoyed it because we're both fans of horror. He was covering his ears from the sudden loud noises, and I was covering my eyes half of the time LOL. But there is a thrill to horror movies that you just don't get elsewhere.

After reaching home, he actually whatsapp me to make sure I was safe at home :)
So sweet right!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure whether I like him that way or not. But it's definitely nice being with him. And he hasn't made any signs of sexual interest. Maybe he's going for the whole gentleman act. I will wait for the stripes to come out!

This whole week I have been busy with assignments so we didn't chat much. He's going to take part in the Bersih rally tomorrow so I hope everything will be fine!

:)