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Sunday, April 29, 2012

You know you're gay when...

I did an interesting experiment yesterday.

Went to the local DVD store that I usually get movies from and I know there is a small Adult section that is located behind a sliding door. Never had the guts to go in, because it feels so public and I think it's embarrassing to have other people around you when you're browsing porn.... but yesterday I was the only customer, and there was only 1 male staff who looked Thai, so I thought he wouldn't judge... I mustered up the courage and walked in.

So there was only straight porn. But since I was in, I thought I might as well buy something. It was difficult picking just by looking at the covers, and it was all breasts and pussy... so I guess I just picked the most attractive ones LOL. It was 3 discs for RM40. As I was browsing, I could hear several customers coming into the store. A lady and 2 kids... it was so embarrassing I didn't dare to come out until they left LOL.  

Each disc is like a series and there are around 4 to 5 scenes, featuring different girls and guys.

It was definitely interesting to watch. Honestly, this is only my 3rd time watching straight porn, and I never paid much attention to the female anatomy before. So last night was like doing research LOL. Rather than feeling aroused, it was more like an educational video hahaha... I wasn't even hard except for a couple of scenes and that was only because the guy in it was hot!!

There were so many different things I learned...

1. The vagina looks much easier to penetrate than the anus. 
2. In straight porn, the guys don't use condoms.
3. Even girls get fucked in the ass in straight porn.
4. The guys could last quite long even with all the blowing and crazy pounding of pussy and ass.
5. Straight porn seems to always end with the guy coming on the girl's face. And the girl swallows.
6. I think straight guys enjoy watching girls getting 'abused'. There was a lot of aggression like slapping of the mouth and butt, squeezing of the breasts, hard pounding even when the girl is clearly in pain.
7. Girls let out this high pitch moan and scream that is quite different from the moaning you hear in gay porn. It kind of put me off.
8. It is anatomically possible for a girl to be fucked in her vagina and ass at the same time by 2 different guys of course, as I saw in a threesome.
9. The vagina can be easily penetrated even in the doggy style.
10. In straight porn, during groupies the guys don't ever show interest or touch each other, they are only interested in the girls. They obviously don't mind sharing though, taking turns to penetrate without condom! Not very safe actually.   
11. Some girls have really big tits. I'm not talking about the breast size, but literally that dark nipple circle. Some are so huge and it's not really proportionate to the breast size. LOL just my observation.

So many different positions, locations, sizes, threesomes, even a lesbian scene.
And I wasn't even able to bring myself to climax.

Conclusion: I'm definitely gay.
Will stick to gay porn haha ;)

8 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! It's funny to read this post, especially your fact no. 7 makes me laugh real hard. Like you, I can't stand hearing the girl's moan and screams at the climax point too.

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  2. i think ur hawt to get so many guys . period

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    1. hahaha errrr I don't get that many guys... but I definitely think I'm lucky that some guys are still attracted to me, coz I really don't consider myself as conventionally handsome.

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  3. yes,many straight guys love girls to swallow their sperm....

    saw a bi porn before,everyone touching each other

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    1. I think it's like a dominance thing. Shooting on a girl's face and making her lick the cum of their dick makes them feel macho and strong!

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  4. Wah!!! very observant!!! tsk tsk tsk...

    But straight porn, usually the guys not handsome one... Japanese porn especially... those guys look more like your kopitiam server than adult film actor... Got shop sell gay porn? :P

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    1. hahahaha I agree the guys are not as hot... OK la some still have nice face, but the body definitely not so fit and no six pack haha!

      And so far I haven't found a shop that sells gay porn :P

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