WARNING: This is a slutty post. Don't read if you want to be judgmental.
J-boy is officially international, embracing different types of *ahem* flavours, if you know what I mean haha. ;)
In the very beginning, it was just Dim Sum, those that were similar to me. It's easier to find attraction and relate to someone of a similar background and values, etc.
Then I started to be more open minded and explored the concept of 1Malaysia.
The slight chocolate tone of a well groomed Rendang, and the word 'cut' is quite appealing I'm sure you would agree, as the saying 'less (skin) is more' comes to mind. More hygienic and more... exposed :P
Never thought I would find myself with a Chapatti, then several weeks ago I was charmed by a cutie who was just a tad younger than me. The attraction wasn't there at first I gotta admit, but he talked his way in by being flirty and cheeky. Though he was tall and slim, there was nothing skinny about what was beneath haha!
Recalling a previous encounter, I once stirred with a half-Green Curry hottie, who to date remains the most skillful and pleasurable top I've ever laid. Unfortunately this week I found out he has a bf, but he still wanted to meet me. I declined because it just felt wrong knowing he's attached, but I was stunned when he said nevermind he's going to fuck other guys in the sauna anyway. Jeezzzz. He's off my list. Too bad, coz he really is VERY GOOD at it.
And that brings us to today, where I stepped into Mandi-Manda for a break.
I'm starting to like this place over Studio 89, coz I get so much more attention here haha.
There was this guy who spotted me and approached quickly, he was in my standards so we stepped into a private room. Not going to give details of what went on haha, but I immediately noticed that he didn't look local. Something about his facial features, especially the eyes that were so small. So I asked.
Turns out he's a Sushi tourist... and get this..... he's 38!! OMG seriously he didn't look that age at all.. I would say at most he was 28 haha, thanks to young looking skin and a cute face and smile LOL. So the age thing didn't bother me at all... I was just so turned on when I found out he's Sashimi. And he kept saying I was so sexy hahaha. Guess he fancied some Chow Kuey Teow LOL!!!!!
Call me a bitch, but I actually feel proud that I've tasted so many cultures.
Now I feel like taking out a world map and build on my 'Fucked by' list haha!!
I'm thinking Australian, Korean, Spanish, Italian, Brazilian, American... especially those big, scruffy backpackers who come to Asia LOL.
Anyone else enjoys International cuisine? :P
LOL..... what a way to describe using food! Amazing :P!
ReplyDeleteDo share if u really go european especiall frenchies and italians *_*!
Reposted! :) Don't know why it was put in spam...
DeleteThe traitors of the human race gua..... :P
DeleteLOL!! This post made me laughed so hard!! Funny la the way you put everything. Exotic-nya you.. I haven't tried any cuisines.. ><
ReplyDeleteReposted! :) Don't know why it was put in spam...
DeleteOh my, if the cuisine is one hell of an International Buffet...do count me in.
ReplyDeleteKekekek..
And just out of curiosity, the half-Green Curry guy on your previous encounter. Is he the "architect" you have mentioned before ?
jboy , im curious , when u said u peeked at their dong , like when u said abt the rendang being cut , and the chappati being big .....did u do it with them ??
Deleteyeah CX, it's him. I've come to realize that he's kind of a sweet talking charmer.. saying all sorts of nice things to your face and all, and saying things to make him look good. He's got that player vibe.
DeleteBut never mind, what I had with him was purely physical, so I don't care what kind of person he is.
You know him personally? :P
@ooi: haha what do you think? Do you think a guy is just going to show it to me and then I just walk away? lol..
DeleteNot really sure if it's the same guy, but...I shall PM you.
Delete:)
hahahaha...it had been mostly asian flavor..time to venture to unknown territory =P hehhe
ReplyDeleteyes I agree :P
Deletebuy a world map .. and put thumbtacks / flags on every country you conquered :)
ReplyDeleteand makes us malaysian proud .. lol ;p
Hahahaha LOL!! Like a commander battling through all countries :P
DeleteI was looking at a globe at "The Big book Shop" today... and i felt weird cause i never had interest in maps. Is something trying to tell me that i am going international soon???
ReplyDeleteOh..by the way i've got some burnt bananas living opposite my house here. You want to do the "sun bathing" thing on my car porch??
Deletehaha what do you mean by burnt bananas? Not quite getting it haha :P
DeleteIt;s Africans.
Deletemy fav post !i have tasted rendang , dim sum and a variety of different color chappati
ReplyDeletegood for you haha
DeleteI still havent makan before. Bawa me bring can ah? =PP
ReplyDeleteur too young ...:(
Deletehaha right now you are still fasting right?
DeleteNo rush... though you should probably start with dim sum I guess as your first meal :P
the cute,soft dim sum is always nice!XD
DeleteI want to complete my slutty resume too,just ate a sushi rescently.only left caucasian,latino and nigga,lets race who finish first,hahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL... it's not about a race for me, I just go with the flow and see what kind of cuisine comes my way :)
Deleteash godiva, youre just sick.. you just broke up with someone and you can say such words.. shame on you!
Deletetuls ,i'm frustrated after the breakup,that's the sushi eating part come on.who are you to judge i'm sick?and you used someone as free counselling service many times,take him for granted and simply blocked him from fb afterwards.yes,you made him cried.who is sick now?
Deleteseems like someone is quite boomz lately.. :) dont worry.. i dont feel threaten at all LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... its time to pass my legacy to someone anyway! lollllllllll!! hahahahaha...
ReplyDeletebut seriously, be careful ok.. *hugs*
tuls , thats why i told u , i already boomz with him
DeleteYeah to be honest I do think about all the bad consequences that could happen... so gotta be extra careful!!
DeleteAnd I will try not to eat so often hahaha :P
i only eat dim sum . others are not hot at all la . plse lah , who are u kidding. You urself are probably forcing urself to write this , coz u wanna increase the ratings of ur blog .
ReplyDeleteHahahaha just because you prefer only dim sum, doesn't mean that I feel the same way. To be honest, I actually think Malaysian Chinese are not as attractive as the Koreans, Japanese & Caucasians. Even when I watch porn, I tend to go for American and European material haha.
DeleteAnd I've always stressed that I don't blog for popularity. What's the point of gaining all the attention anyway considering that I'm an anonymous blogger. It's not like the readers know who I really am. The reason I write this stuff is because I feel this experience is relevant to my life as a Plu, and perhaps it may be of interest to some other Plus as well. This is more like a journal type post, so that a couple of years from now I can look back and see my journey and progression of growing up! :)
@zhenyu27 ~ seriously? lolll... where got people comment such things one... super lol...
Deleteagain , why would i want to lie .
ReplyDeleteits true , i find ur "so called" claims about chappati and rendang a whole lot of bullcrap . You dont have to please ur readers of other background lah . Just put the facts . Chapati and rendang are no match for dim sum .
dont need to get the ratings la , it will come eventually,without unrealistics comments like this
and in case u wanna criticize me , you urself admitted that u wouldnt like a chappati or rendang(u said : Never thought I would find myself with a Chapatti).
ReplyDeleteI am just saying what many of us cant say properly , u just cant have the guts to admit it . Look at how our guys are looking in kl , they are much better than others .Compare the likes of jay chau , lee hom , so many now in kl . dont bullshit me and tell me u wanna "try others". the question is are there any to try?!!? , compared to dim sum? .
Even in gay bars the dim sum are the hotters , and u damn well know it !
People like tuls that try to act innocent can get lost la .
I am stating this coz i feel that you are too desperate to please other chappati and rendang to ur blog .there is a Cantonese saying for pple like u , go check it out , dont resort to be despo .
and p/s : maybe caucasians are ok , but dont go overboard
OMG I don't know what else to say hahaha.. Wow you really think you know me huh haha. If you wanna think that way and form such opinions about me, then I really don't care to argue. It's so amusing! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm just amazed that you sound so confident that you are right, and in some ways I respect your opinion.
Honest to god, I never ever thought about pleasing other races when I wrote this post. It's just what I experienced. Yeah it's true that in the local Plu scene whether it's those online sites or apps or clubs, it's mostly dominated with Chinese guys, so naturally there will be more hot ones coz the number is more to start with. But there are also many not so attractive ones if you noticed. Just like all other races... got hot ones and not-so hot ones. Sex appeal really lies in the eye of the beholder right.. The Indian guy that I hooked up with really had his charms.. cute boyish looks and a good figure.. the only difference with Chinese was just the skin colour. As for Malay, many of them I find are quite similar in terms of appearance to Chinese, and the clean, cut penis is a turn on, and I like how they are so hygienic haha.
Frankly race doesn't bother me because I may be Chinese, but I grew up with a lot of Western or non-traditional cultures.. heck I don't even feel like I'm Chinese sometimes haha :P
if what u are saying is true ,, you are a damn traitor . other chinese bloggers are probably laughing at ur face bcoz ur so dumb to fall down to like other skin pple . Seriously , why do u suck up to others so badly ?Even your comments are dumb (the only difference with Chinese was just the skin colour?? i mean like wtf ?)
ReplyDeletedont u see that the other bloggers also agree with me , where are ur so called supporters >?
and ur last statement makes other chinese disgust at u .You say u dont feel like chinese , well fuck u .
No, I don't feel disgusted by J-boy. I think I'm more than qualified to say that I'm a very 'Chinese' Chinese. I thought the same like you are too.. But I came to realise that they were all my prejudice. There's nothing wrong with liking people of other races. In fact being a Chinese, sometimes I dislike Chinese for the very reason that they think like you do.
DeleteWe have enough discrimination against LGBT already. Being discriminated every now and then, we all know how it feels being discriminated. Why are you still discriminating other people? We are only humans.
Hahahahahaha not everyone thinks like you. To be honest, the choices I make are my own, so if other people want to be disgusted at me (though I doubt everyone is as narrow minded as you), then it doesn't matter as long as I'm comfortable with the way I am :)
ReplyDeleteAnd frankly I AM JUST LOVING your resentment.. All my life I've been lucky enough to be loved and supported by friends and family, I've never actually had anyone hating on me or had any enemies of any sort. So this is a really refreshing experience and I'm going to savour every moment of it, bitch. :)
yeah of course , frens of many chapati and rendang only , bcoz ur their supporter what.
Deletenot everyone is so free like you la zhenyu27.. *rolleyes*
ReplyDeletepersonal preference.. lol..
i would love to read whats on your mind, why not start a blog and pour everything since youre such an opinionated person?!! it should be interesting by the way i look at it now! *rolleyes*
and btw this is an online blog la, whether to believe or not is solely up to you, well nothing is real, i might not be even real! lol... so what im a fake guy that pretends to be innocent and young and cute? lol.. hahahahahaha...
*hold jboy's hand* lets go sauna jom! lolllllllllll *rolleyes*
arent u some slut ?
Deleteyeah , enuf of this , ur arsehole comments make me wanna puke . dont bother wif dim sum anymore , go fuck chapati and rendang all the time
ReplyDeletein fact ur next fucking post should be how u love to fuck others not dim sum , perhaps that will make ur true so called chinese blog fans look at ur shitty persona. wow , i pity u
DeleteAwwww thank you for your lovely comments! :)
DeleteI feel exactly the same way about you, love.
XOXO
u shud put more coverage on non dim sum perhaps to curb the above person ....just my 5 cents
ReplyDeleteI will write what I experienced or feel. Keeping it real.
DeleteNo need to do something intentionally just to put other people off haha. I blog first and foremost, for myself ;)
hi , i have emailed u something .please advice.TQ
ReplyDeleteu see , i thought u were a newbie to the blog scene as i linked it from my (on/off lover ), TULS . Unfortunately i realized that u were here since 2010. I learnt a lot abt u from ur past blog posts . Firstly , i realized u are deeply flawed , which makes me happy as i always thought u were perfect and super cool , way beyond my level. I always thought u will diss me for my looks , but after looking baCk on ur posts i see u are quite human . After looking and reading abt eric , i realise u have ur weaknesses too , and sound so much younger than i thought . U see, in a way i realise that i am simply falling for people thru blogs whom i have never met .I firstly fell for clayden , whom u probably dont know .It was purely hardcore lust for someone based on his profile pic that looked like a middle eastern DILF .I also have an attraction for chen xing , but purely based on his cuteness. I seem attracted to u based on ur writings(and the fact that u have hairy legs , yum) , but i know i will not be liked by u as i am not good looking at all . You know i always wanted to be this super handsome guy , but it all came to an end 3 years ago when i started to have hair loss due to genetics . So my point is , never go for a person based on looks alone , u will end up disappointed , Coz he will always find another guy more handsome than u .
ReplyDeleteAnd dont think looks will last , it will be gone before u know it. Probably eric would not be handsome after a few years too .
I really will regret writing this and telling u so much abt myself , (which has been quite a mystery to many pple )in the morning , but i am kinda groggy rite now .
Oh wow thank you so much for writing this Ooi! To be honest I've been wanting to see the more real side of you for the longest time... your other persona is just plain shitty annoying sometimes hahaha :P
DeleteAnd yes, I'm glad you learned so much about me from my posts. Which proves my point of why I blog, to document my journey of growing up. For example, when I read back now on the whole Eric saga which happened more than a year ago, I realize how emotionally unstable I was back then. Haha I agree I sound so young and fragile right!!! I definitely do feel like I've grown a little since then. :)
Yeah I am very human haha, I know I don't show too much of it here, but every single thing I blogged about here has always been true and also true to myself. I know I've changed quite a bit since I started exploring the sexual side more.. but to me that's part of growing up, and I predict in 1 year from now, I'll probably be a different again.. maybe by then I be the type of person that wants a stable relationship? haha :P
I'm not going to lie, I think physical attraction between 2 people is necessary for a relationship to start in the first place.. but you're so right.. if it's purely based on physicality then it won't last for sure. But my point is, if someone is not visually appealing to you to start with, it's hard to make that emotional connection as well.
There are more things I wanna say haha. I think you cannot and shouldn't fall for someone just by reading their blogs. For example, I don't know how Clayden looks like in real life, but probably not the pic of that middle eastern guy loh. He writes and speaks with a clear Chinese tone, LOL. Mystery eh? ;)
I can understand why you like CX, I think he blogs well and yeah he is probably cute hahaha! :P
Again, thank you so much for showing this side of you. I appreciate having a decent conversation with you! :)
It’s amusing to see how this “zhenyu27” character brings out the negative vibes to the gay circle. Thought this type of stereotyping and egos should have ended in the era of Gen X & baby boomers. A wise Chinese lady once share with me some random bits of the society’s perception towards us; the gays.
ReplyDeletePS I’m not being racist here. =)
The Chapatti’s-The constant dramas & living in the closet
The Dim Sum’s-Selfish & thinks they are the high class in society
The Rendang’s-Family decision comes first
The Outriders-None of the above.
My perception says that “Zhenyu27” is clearly living those oldies eras by holding the typical Dim Sum character but the funny part is, he also clearly shows Chapatti’s character as well. Can I say that he is actually a combination of typical Dim Sum and Chapatti’s character by making such a big fuss over this topic?
Grow up man. You have the right to stand firm with your decision but always think first the feedback and impression you are about receive for making such statement. In the end, which person you would like to be? A big person with a small heart or you would like to be a small person with a big heart? That’s a question you should ask yourself.
PS, I have been with a Dim Sum for more than 2 years and yes there are flaws sometimes in our relationship. That doesn’t mean one is superior to other. Those flaws are the ones which actually make a person’s relationship last longer and interesting-more to explore, more to learn and more to love. =)
And by the way, I am as very surprised as J-Boy to see the other side of Ooi2009 as well. Cheers man! =)
thank you for sharing Elliott :)
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