His name is Joe

OK, so there's this guy..... His name is Joe.

Joe is not a nick name I made up. His name really is Joe, or at least that's what I heard people call him when I was indirectly spying on him. And by indirectly, I actually mean 'discreetly direct' hahaha!

Of all places, of course it had to be the gym. I know I know, you guys are going to say all the super hunky hotties at the gym are only meant to be eye candy material, you cannot actually hope for anything to happen and shouldn't fall for them.... I know, I know........

But the problem is, he's FUCKING HOT & SEXY & MACHO & CHARMING & CUTE, and just soooooooooooo MY KIND OF GUY!!! Can't get him out of my head, and every thought of him makes me blush and shiver, and I just want to scream like a 13 year old girl that just met Justin Bieber.

He has this almost completely shaved head, which on most guys would be gross, but he pulls it off so well... makes him tough and rugged looking, kind of like a military officer hahaha (he can drill me anytime)... But then his face has this innocence and youthfulness, so he doesn't look old, but also not young coz I'm not into younger guys.... He's rather quiet and calm looking, usually keeps to himself and works out alone, and I just find that so irresistibly sexy and cool, also slightly mysterious.

Occasionally he gives a smile, and my heart just melts away, like when you see a picture of a really cute puppy and you just go 'Awwwwwwwwwww'. Yeah, his smile has the same effect hahaha.

His body is like a work of art *blush*. I mean, seriously his upper body is ridiculously toned. The chest is like bursting out, actually a bit too buffed for my liking. His legs are pretty long and slim, which tells me he probably used to be rather thin, and has probably worked really really hard to achieve such an amazing shape. He lifts like crazy weights on the barbell, he's so strong he could probably crush me with his bare hands (imagine the sex hahaha).

I wanted to take a picture of him for you guys to see, but I totally suck at spy camming. I can't do it without making it look so obvious hahahahaha.

We first established eye contact on Thursday night. I was preparing to leave, and just as I walked out of the locker room, he was seated at the couch opposite the doorway, drinking his protein shake. The eye contact was brief, but at least I knew he saw me! I pretended not to care, and walked off quickly LOL. As luck would have it, I saw him again today!! I was leaving the gym again haha, and he was seated like on a table thingy talking to someone, and when I was walking by, he actually turned to look at me.......... *melts into a puddle*.

Okay, I know that means nothing at all. It's probably all in my head, and there's actually a possibility that he's straight. Because usually hot guys that I fall for are straight. It's a trend. Besides, he's wayyyyyyyy out of my league. If he was a 10, I would be like a 5 at most. Guys who are really buffed usually have a liking for other muscular guys right, so I'm too scrawny for him. I think I still fare better in the twinks category hahaha.

Either way, I just wanted to write about it, because he's the only guy I'm crazy about now. It's like thinking about a nice cold soda when you're hot and dry with a mouth full of sand in the middle of the desert.

Now I just want to lick his balls.
XOXO